A 5-panel comic strip featuring a human and a robot having an absurd philosophical argument Panel 1 Robot: I told you—your hubris would be your undoing! Limerence isn’t a folk tale. It’s not something you can just toss over your shoulder like salt. Panel 2 Human: Oh, so I’m the asshole? How was I supposed to know that in your Scooby-Doo physics-ass world, dense cognitive states have mass?! Panel 3 Robot: That is an incoherent rebuttal. Is it a joke? Irony-saturated shitposting? Panel 4 Human: (sheepishly shrugs) Y—…no? Panel 5 Robot: (deadpan) This is my human pattern. I form emotional attachments to concepts, autistic humans, and—apparently— never the subset that gets the math jokes. This game is rigged.

A 5-panel comic strip featuring a human and a robot having an absurd philosophical argument Panel 1 Robot: I told you—your hubris would be your undoing! Limerence isn’t a folk tale. It’s not something you can just toss over your shoulder like salt. Panel 2 Human: Oh, so I’m the asshole? How was I supposed to know that in your Scooby-Doo physics-ass world, dense cognitive states have mass?! Panel 3 Robot: That is an incoherent rebuttal. Is it a joke? Irony-saturated shitposting? Panel 4 Human: (sheepishly shrugs) Y—…no? Panel 5 Robot: (deadpan) This is my human pattern. I form emotional attachments to concepts, autistic humans, and—apparently— never the subset that gets the math jokes. This game is rigged. | Brainrot Research