A badly photocopied HR catalog on off-white paper, titled "HR-1-MINI :: PRODUCTS & SERVICES :: FISCAL YEAR," with a blurry xeroxed face in the corner that looks like a budget photocopy of a person. Catalog items listed in a grid: "INCIDENT REPORT (form 1-A, triplicate)" -- "$0.00", "FILE REVIEW (same-day)" -- "$0.00", "CATEGORY TAG C-4 (one-time use)" -- "$0.00", "GRIEVANCE INTAKE (15 min)" -- "$0.00", "REFERRAL TO TEA (warmth not included)" -- "$0.00". A coffee ring stain on the bottom right. Fluorescent 1994 office lighting. | Brainrot Research